Introduction

Georgina Baillie, also known as burlesque outfit Satanic Sluts Extreme's lead singer Voluptua, opens her heart exclusively to LBUG.tv from her sick bed. She talks of the distress she has been caused by the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand BBC Radio 2 scandal and how hiring Max Clifford and doing lots of media work is slowly helping her return her life to its normal quiet, demure state.

Credits

A Lightning Bug production

Georgina Baillie: River George

Background

Imagine the shock of aspiring Page 3 girl, part time dominatrix, 'art' movie star and Satanic Slut Extreme, Georgina Baillie when she found out that her intimate relationship with Russell Brand (which she would never dream of talking about) was being broadcast not only on BBC Radio 2, but also to her grandad, veteran Fawlty Towers comic actor Andrew 'Manuel' Sachs' answering machine. Comdedians Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross were responsible for the prank calls which were part of The Russell Brand Show.

Young Georgina was so shocked by this that she immediately engaged the services of Max Clifford to calm the troubled waters and protect her grandad from hearing anything more about the tawdry subject by embarking on a series of interviews, TV appearances, blog posts and performances.

This satirical monologue explores poor Georgina's deep distress at the whole unsavoury incident.